she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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