whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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