Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
youre lurking in front of me
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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