Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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