I cockslap morals
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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