I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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