I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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