Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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