what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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