Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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