Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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