Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
