it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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