Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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