I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize