In the future we'll all be gay
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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