Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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