I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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