Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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