I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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