he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Randomize
