I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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