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(253): View more from Washington

The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I can get orange kush...

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GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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(425): View more from Washington

Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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(760): View more from California

I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.

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(310): View more from California

I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.

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Make one for john too.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'

(614): View more from Ohio

omg so drunk

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(716): View more from New York

You have no concept of how high I am, do you?

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