I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The air taste purple.
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