summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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