ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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