conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
