we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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