nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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