Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
