I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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