dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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