another moral hangover. fuck.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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