Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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