you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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