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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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