I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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