Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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