This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober