I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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