HIV tests are more positive than that guy
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!