we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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