ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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