Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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