Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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