My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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