Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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