i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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