omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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