that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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