Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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