Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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