I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
They took my balls.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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