So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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