Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
How external is "for external use only"?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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