1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
being pregnant is like rehab
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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