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I need you to use more vowels.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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