I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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