some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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