just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
So squirting runs in the family.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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