Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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